IF YOU SMOKE, PLEASE BE AWARE THAT I CANNOT VISIT WITH YOU IF YOU HAVE SMOKED IN YOUR ROOM - EVEN A LITTLE - SORRY BOUT THAT.
YOUR BODY: Proper hygiene rituals apply - immediately prior to my arrival, please be freshly showered or bathed, minty breath, a fresh shave.... Razor sharp fingernails & scratchy facial stubble are like weapons of mass destruction to the delicate female. Please skip the cologne (my allergies) Details make all the difference! If you were a girl, would YOU want to get close to you?

YOUR MIND: That's the easiest to prepare!! Open it, clear it, that's it!!